Just What We Need, Go Away

Aren't two sickening Lohan's enough? I dare you to go somewhere online and listen to A Lohan Holiday, please.

Ashley Kaufmann, the love child of Michael Lohan, is already angling for a record contract, according to MSNBC:

A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”
A Lohan family source adds, “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael Lohan, not Dina Lohan.”