Paris and Boy On The Town


Benji Madden looks like Boy George

Madonna and Guy See Divorce Lawyers

Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie arrive on the red carpet at the 61st Cannes Film Festival, France.

Wow they looked so happy too

Secret Lohan Love Child!

Oh yay. Lindsay has a 13 year old sister.

Linds’ father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy. In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later the woman contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl’s mother where he says that his secret daughter “is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of younger brother Cody, believe it or not.” He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed “Love Daddy.”

Michael’s secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl’s mother tells OK!. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12. But he has never visited her or provided financial support. “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” the girl’s mother tells OK!

Michael Lohan, seen with his "gal pal" visits Lindsay on the set after buying a Big Gulp with a packet of 10,000$ in cash, sickkkkkkkkkkk

Quote of the Day


After calling him her "future husband," Jessica now says:
We have been together for seven months now. I don’t know about wedding bells, but I still love him and I’m still with him.”

Britney Sex Tape Stills

Sorry about this..

RobbyR of Project X-Tapes says:

This looks exactly like her, I’d be shocked if it was NOT her. The only reason I am cautious to say “100% positive proof”… is not finding the dark freckle on her left side stomach on any other pictures I have of her. The wrist tatoo matches … two tattoos very low on her stomach are not visible in the bathtub pictures because her legs are bent up… while she pleasures herself with the bath water.”

SICKKKKKKKKK whether it is or isn't her. I don't know if those are her ears

OH BOO HOO, NICE BOOTS

"I have OCD mixed with ADD. YOU try living with that. It's complicated." ... Justin Timberlake, who thinks that wearing old rotten boots make him appear cool

Robert DeNiro Goes To Mandela's Party With His Wife Who Beat Him Up

DeNiro, with wife Grace Hightower

Paris Steps Out On The Town With Boy George

Oprah Shows off Her Bunion

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Oprah took off her heels after the Mandela party in London last night and proudly showed off her yummy bunion

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Oprah's pain was evident, as her bunion was flaring up all night!

Now I'm All Caught Up On My Faves

OH. MY. GOD, GROSSSSSSS

Does anyone wear uglier shoes? Nice pants too!

So clingy and unwanted, you can tell he's really "into" her. LOL!

SO STUPID and annoying!!!!

At least her dad is cool

She can't sing, she's corny, she can't dance, she's unnatural, the way she moves her mouth makes me sick, she sucks

UGH

GET A NEW HAT

Preferably, one that covers your face


Now I Feel Better


I didn't miss Britney, but I won't lie. I was dying to catch up with Amy, I needed an Amy fix. Poor thing just got out of the hospital with emphysema! Oh dear.. I'm afraid that's the least of her probs.

Amy Winehouse

The most shocking thing while I was away? Amy has been accused of smoking crack on June 11th!! NO WAY... I won't believe it!

Amy Winehouse has been accused of smoking crack supplied by Johnny Blagrove and Cara Burton

This proves nothing!
Amy on Crack
Finally! Inside Amy's crack den


Brit Bits


That's why I love celebrity gossip. I completely removed myself for one month, didn't see or peek at one celeb blog or "entertainment" TV show. I didn't do it to pretend I'm cool, like those idiots who love to say, "I don't watch TV", somehow believing that this ridiculous statement makes them seem cultured, intelligent and better than everyone else . Ha! Ha!!! I love that when some smug, arrogant moron says that to me. I'll say "Um... that's not something I'd tell too many people, it just makes you sound stupid." Anyway, I did it because I knew I'd be too guilty about my blog!
I love how nothing has really changed, it's just like soap operas, (which I gave up when I was 15, forced to watch Another World and Young and Restless by my grandma since I was 7.)
Britney is still stupid, smoking next to a propane tank
Don't care


She still has greasy bad skin, huge ears and a really stupid look on her face

and I still really need to know what's going on here

Lindsay is still a dirty slut. TAKE. A. BATH.

Please Put This Girl Out of her Misery

"It's like he's touching an old car... he used to change my diaper!" Brooke HO-gan on her daddy's hands rubbing oil all over her ass
Um, Brooke? It's not the same thing as changing your diaper.

OMG GROSS

What the world has waited for! Mini Me has a sex tape. Now all we need is Larry King!

Another (Fake) Fairy Tale Romance Ends

Oh boo hoo, Jennifer Garner and Ben are getting a divorce. The reason? Besides his creepy obsession with Matt Damon, Ben wants out because Jennifer refuses to stop wearing her big, ugly, brown, clod-like Born sandals with every single thing she wears.

Kanye West Whines Some More

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Earlier this month, Kanye West took the stage at the Bonnaroo Musical Festival two hours later than his 2:45 a.m start time, prompting the crowd to chant "Kanye sucks" and to throw glow sticks on stage during the delay. Afterward they wrote "FUCK KANYE" all over the port-a-potties. It has widely been reported that the delay was due to the setup of West's elaborate stage set which included a spaceship and an interplanetary landscape and the fact that Pearl Jam played a three-hour set. However, festival officials had originally scheduled West to perform at 8:15 p.m., but West demanded a later performance. Since Kanye is a crybaby little bitch, he wrote this on his blog, and took no responsibility, as usual.

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why???? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS! MY PEOPLE WORKED OUT A COMPROMISED STAGE PLOT AND A 3AM TIME SLOT AND I AGREED. FAST FOWARD TO THE DAY OF THE SHOW. MY PRODUCTION MANAGER TRIED TO LOAD IN FOR 24 HOURS BEFORE I WENT ON STAGE BUT THE FESTIVAL WOULDN'T ALLOW US TO DO ANYTHING UNTILL PEARL JAM LEFT THE STAGE. PEARL JAM ENDED ONE HOUR LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Matt Damon is Fat

Kirstie Collapses in Fat!

Corey Haim Was Raped

Crackhead Corey Haim says a friend of Corey Feldman's raped him. It was obviously Michael Jackson but Feldman is denying it.

“People can say whatever they want, but it wasn’t Michael,” Feldman told GQ’s Mickey Rapkin. “He and I have our own issues, but that wasn’t one of them. The guy that did this to me was my assistant. I was still a virgin at the time. I hadn’t even had sex with a girl. So for me it was just kind of bewildering.” About his abuse, Haim adds, “It’s something that will be addressed in my inner soul for the rest of my life, and it’s something that truly affects me . . . It’s just like, it happened, it’s over, and move on. Let’s move on to the next subject.

Heather Checks Into The Nuthouse

Heather Locklear is receiving psychological treatment for anxiety and depression, and has checked herself into a facility in Arizona, her representatives confirmed.

It comes after Locklear's doctor called emergency services in March claiming he feared she was suicidal.
A spokeswoman for the 46-year-old told People magazine: "Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression.

"She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment.

"This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."

Website TMZ reported in March how a doctor called 911 and told the operator: "I have a patient and I have a feeling she's suicidal."
Sources reportedly said the doctor was afraid Locklear might overdose on depression medication.

When paramedics arrived they were satisfied Locklear was not in danger and left within 10 minutes.
Locklear's representatives played down the incident but the tape of the emergency call with the 'suicide' comment was later released.

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"Im totally freaked out. I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support. … I went to school with my mom’s new boyfriend. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us in school. I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best." ... talentless, manly, attention whore Brooke Hogan, who is obsessed with us praying for her, and lets her dad rub oil on her ass cheeks.
This may be old news, but it's what brought me back. Thanks for all of your support, and noticing that I've been gone. I'll come back, but right now, I just started a new job making crazy money just for talking on the phone, and I've been hanging out with my son who is visiting me. He's way too much fun.