Benji in London with Man Hands

Scary Kate Olsen is hideous

Fun Flashback: the two biggest freaks on earth

Nicolas Cage's son is hot

Lindsay Oldhan

Hilary Swank has no eyebrows

Jenna Jameson: So much botox in her face, she has to pry her mouth open with her hands to be able to eat

Sexy Heidi Montag flashes the paparazzi

Someone Please Kill Heidi Montag

What a Diff Five Years Makes

Talk about "letting yourself go"

Jessica: Used Up By Men, With No Career in Sight, She Contemplates a Pregnancy

Jessica is starting to take on the hard, used "Lindsay Lohan look"

Jessica is jealous of her sister Ashlee being pregnant, and getting all the attention. There is absolutely nothing going on in her life career wise, as her last 3 movies were a complete humiliation, just like her last 3 albums. Wait... the ONLY time she was popular was when she was married to Nick Lachey, because he was a likable person then. And she was "famous" for not knowing what tuna was. Period. And her boobs I guess.

Oh, she's been pregnant. At least twice for sure, and some say many more times than that! She told a friend that caring for a baby couldn't be any harder than taking care of Daisy. She'd be in the spotlight again for something other than being a stupid, drunken whore. Daddy Joe wouldn't like it, it would cut back on their intimacy quite a bit if she were pregnant.

Jessica likes girls too, alot. She'll try anything, ask John Mayer. Especially when she's drunk, which is all the time

Lindsay : My Dad is Crazy

According to a friend of hers that dished to Page Six, "He's gone crazy again." Part of the problem is his insistence that his children visit his parents, who the friend revealed "have never been nice to Lindsay, and she doesn't even like them."

It probably isn't helping that he's also publicly dissing her management. Michael was hoping to have Lindsay commit to taking part in some missionary work in India, but was informed by her team that she had no such plans to do so.
Lindsay's stylish footwear: setting trends for hip young women everywhere!
Her skin tight denim leggings should not be worn on sausage link legs (or, any legs for that matter)

Bonus Pic!
Lindsay strives for world peace in this flashback from 2005

Sandra Bullock Hit By Drunk Old Lady Driver
Sandra Bullock, who is shooting The Proposal in Massachusetts, and her husband Jesse James were involved in an accident with a drunk driver on Friday night in East Gloucester.

According to Gloucester police, as the couple were returning to their hotel, a Subaru station wagon crossed lanes and smashed into the front of their rented black SUV. The Subaru's driver, Lucille Gatchell, 74, had an alcohol level 2 1/2 times the legal limit, said police. No one was hurt.


Crackhead Amy Ignores Husband's Birthday

Blake turned 26 on April 16th, and spent his birthday with his cellmate and an old Spam sandwich. Amy didn't even send her husband a birthday card in the pokey. She has better things to do, like go for her weekly sandwich with Blake 2.

Okay, well this pic is downright nauseating. I like how jaundiced she is, her fingernails, the color of her teeth, how filthy her beehive is, and the oozing sore on her arm. This might be the worst she's looked yet, and that's saying alot.

Suri's Birthday By Helicopter

Held at an Isolated Scientology retreat, and with only a few close family members, Suri's Birthday was a real buzzkill

Chubby Tom greets son Connor

Tom's mentor, David Miscavige tells Tom to pay attention today! This might be the day that he will lead the non-believers into the new galaxy

Oh Oh! Beaver toothed Tom spies the helicopter! His anger boils inside him. What should he do? What can he do? I thought he could move objects with his mind. He could move the helicopter.

No, he'll save his strength in case he is called to go to the new galaxy. For now, he'll pretend to kiss Katie

Son Connor sees the helicopter! "Do you want me to shoot it down, Earth Father?" he cries. Smiling, father replies, "No, child. Let the earthlings have their photographs today. We will see. We will see."

On this sad day where a two year old has a "party" with not one other child her age, and no presents, Suri's sister, Bella writes to Suri in chalk on the driveway. This will be the only normal thing that took place here at the Scientology retreat... perhaps ever.

Bee: A Daily Beatdown From Jigga?

ASSISTANT: I FEAR JAY Z MAY BE BEATING BEYONCE!! January 10. received an explosive email from a woman claiming to be Beyonce's assistant. The woman believes that Jay Z may be abusing Beyonce. Here is the full text of the email:

I wanted to bring this to because I know how you all like to put stuff out no matter what it is. So I felt that I should expose Jay for the ugly [EXPLETIVE] he is. He is always mad, every day. Seems that for a while he's had a problem with keeping his hands to himself. Now I've never seen him just flat out strike Bee, but too many times have I seem him shove and push her. Hard. At first I thought that it was just a little horse play thing between the two - but once I saw how embarrassed Bee was to be man-handled in the front of me in St. Tropez - I realized that it was no joke.

I've been Beyonce's assistant and friend for a while now and I've always wanted to say something but I never felt it was my place. He treats Beyonce like she's an object and not a person. The [EXPLETIVE] should be happy that a beautiful woman finally wants and loves his ugly [EXPLETIVE] for more than just what's in his pockets.
And if you think that Jay Z is above putting his hands woman - think again. obtained a video (seen below) which shows Jay Z violently pushing and hitting an unknown woman

He's always gesturing and shouting at Bee