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Giorgio Armani is smokin' hot, his face stretched tighter than Britney's sweatpants

Brad Pitt shares parenting safety tips with Britney

How many years does this dumb bitch have to go to "driving school?"

Amy enjoys a night on the town

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John Travolta isn't gay

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Unable to drive a real car, Britney spins around the Malibu streets alone in her plastic Escalade

Repulsive puke Screech is writing a tell all book about the cast of Saved By The Bell. Can't wait.

Katie Holmes, looking more like a real man every day in her futile attempt to arouse her tiny husband

"Hey! Where's everybody going?!" roars Big King Kong Khloe Kardashian

Pete Doherty pled guilty to breaking the camera of a paparazzi today


Dog and Beth shop for trailer trash toys


Britney isn't pregnant or retarded looking

she has real pretty clothes

and shoes
these are her new ones

and my personal faves, how her big fat hooves are busting out of her cheap, corny 80's shoes

Amy likes a big morsel of crack

with her fries

and her joint

Lynne Spears is a Murderer

Lyne was enraged when the news broke, and told a friend:
"Everyone needs to get over it.. I HAVE"

Evil Lynne feels no remorse

After years of careful tending to the Spears Family Name and glowing reputation, it has now come to light that Lynne Spears killed a 12 year old boy when she was 20 years old. The innocent child was riding his bike down a Kentwood, Louisiana dirt road. (The only kind of roads they have in Kentwood) It is said that Lynne was in the midst of a sex act at the time! Lynne was a slut? No way, I won't believe it.
After the accident, Lynne began dressing like the unibomber

Lynne has long been known for her psychotic rages

When the news of Lynne's criminal background was leaked to the press, clever Lynne quickly drove to a cemetery and pretended to mourn, as she sat deep in thought and prayer by the 12 year old boy's grave site. Lynne later snorted to a pal that she was really planning her grocery list.

Britney: OOPS She's Still Gross

Britney just yesterday, looking dewy fresh

"Sean, I thought we agreed you wouldn't smoke until you're 12..."

Britney Wanted a Girl, Oh BOO HOO

Britney was seen crying at the airport after seeing Jamie Lynn's hillbilly spawn Maddie, who is the "spittin' image" of her hideous white trash pop, Casey. UGH. . According to Showbiz Spy, Brit's dad found Britney sobbing naked in her bathroom, as she blubbered how she had always wanted a little girl. Her dad then called Britney's shrink to increase her medication. Maybe she should have loved and taken care of the babies she HAD, the selfish little bitch.

A source says Britney was “a bit dazed and distant”, wouldn’t answer any of her dad’s questions and “had no enthusiasm for anything”. And on June 21, at around 9.30pm, Jamie found his daughter naked on the bathroom floor, crying hysterically and mumbling to herself about wanting a baby girl. Jamie rang the doctor, who rushed to Britney’s side and diagnosed a breakdown.

Below, Brit seen crying at the airport while wearing a really flattering outfit and her cool Ugg boots

A source says, “Seeing her little sister give birth was too much for Britney. It made her realize what a mess she’s in. She’s insanely jealous of Jamie Lynn having a girl because she’s always been desperate for a daughter. Jamie found her sobbing her heart out and repeating: ‘It’s not fair, Dad, it’s not fair.’ He sat with her, cuddled her and stroked her hair. Then he got her some clothes and helped her into the bedroom before calling the doctor, who ordered her to rest. They bumped up her Melleril and Ativan because of the drama she was creating.”

No Sympathy. Good.

Britney Spears "agreed" yesterday to give up the fight for custody of her two sons after a legal battle lasting a year and a half.

Kevin Federline, the selfish psycho's former husband, will have sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, 18 months, his lawyer said.

The couple have agreed that the troubled hilbilly , 26, will have visitation rights that will allow her to see the boys.

She'll now pay Federline $20,000 a month in child support, an increase from $15,000, according to reports.

Britney and Adnan: Reunited

Britney returned to the sweet, loving arms of her oily ex, Adnan Ghalib, after hearing the news that he was releasing their sex tape. Britney does not want the sex tape released, and after seeing the stills of her pleasuring herself in the bathtub,called Adnan and begged him to take her back.

The pair covered eachother with kisses, and promised to never be separated again
Brit even took the time to lovingly feed Adnan cheetos, her favorite snack

Madonna and Britney: (Fake) BFF's Again

Attention whore Madonna has asked Britney to go on tour with her, and the played out duo are making a video together. The Sun reports:
Madonna has asked troubled Britney to join her on tour — and pals hope she will give guidance to the young star.
The haggard has been, 49, is set to record a video with Britney, 26, in New York tomorrow.

The footage will be broadcast on huge screens as part of Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour, (It should be called SWEATY and SOUR)which kicks off on August 23.

Madonna has also invited Britney to appear in person on some of the world tour dates.
A source close to Britney revealed: “They are recording a video together on Sunday that will provide the backdrop for part of Madonna’s show.

“And they are talking about Britney taking the stage on a few of the dates too.
There’s no doubt that her and Britney together will spell fireworks again.

Mel Gibson Was Trying To Hook His Son Up

Mel wasn't really trying to "help" Britney at all, his son needed a pudgy, crazy date.
According to Show Biz Spy,

Mel thought his son — who has turned his life around since he was admitted to the Cri-Help rehab facility in Hollywood last year — could help the troubled Toxic singer do the same.
A source tells the publication, “Mel felt Ed would be a great influence on Brit, and if the relationship turned into romance, all the better.”

Mel then arranged a meeting between the pair at Britney’s Hollywood Hills home last March, says the source.
“He sincerely believed that his son could help Britney stay on the straight and narrow and that they might hit it off as a couple as well,” the source adds.

But Spears refused to see Ed, and hid from him and Mel as soon as they arrived at her house.The source continues, “She hid from them for most of the night. Mel and his son spent most of their evening talking to her bodyguards!”

Britney's Butt is Hairy and Gross

What woman has black hair on her butt, and why am I surprised?

I do like her dress though