Everyone Knows Tom Cruise is a Loser Except Him


Tom Cruise doesn't get that everyone knows he's a freak, and we don't care about his movies. He demanded 20 million for Edwin A. Salt and producers laughed and then hired an unknown for the role. Fox News reports:
It looks like there’s a snag in Tom Cruise’s big career comeback film. According to sources, Cruise is probably not going to be playing the role of Edwin A. Salt, a fictional CIA officer who is outed as a spy.

“Edwin A. Salt,” which is set at Columbia Pictures, has had a rocky road. First Terry George was set to direct. He left and was replaced by Philip Noyce.

But now Cruise is out, and I’m told it’s because of money. Apparently, Tom is unaware of the change in his status in the Hollywood community. Where once he was the top-paid star, Cruise now is in a position where a $20 million salary is not possible. I’m told an internal memo went around among the film’s producers and top creators in which the Cruise situation was discussed and names were gathered for a replacement.

The reasons for Cruise’s departure are not just his diminished popularity, negative public opinion and Scientology — although those would be good enough. It’s also just generational. Cruise is 45. His heyday as a box office star — if he ever had one — is over.

Meantime, Cruise remains at the center of the mystery concerning his kids Isabella and Connor’s continued absence from their mother, Nicole Kidman. The kids, I’m told, still have not visited Kidman in Tennessee nor met their new half-sister, Sunday Rose. This kind of thing, Cruise doesn’t seem to comprehend, only adds to his career predicament.

Jen's Pain, Part 377

John Mayer says his "relationship" with scraggly, blubbering Jennifer Aniston is VAGUE. He cheats on her! Ha! Ha!!!! In Touch Magazine says:

Sadly, Jennifer Aniston may be setting herself up for another heartbreak.

Just two days before she flew to Amsterdam to meet John Mayer, who has a head WAY too big for his body ,the 30-year-old rock star was in a coffeehouse in the Dutch city, trying to convince a pretty tourist to have dinner — or after-dinner drinks — with him. On June 20, John approached Chaton Anderson, a writer from Manhattan Beach, Calif., and sat beside her at her table. “I think he thought I was from Amsterdam, because he said, ‘I am John and I am a singer,’ ” Chaton tells In Touch exclusively. “I laughed because I knew who he was.” Chaton, 32, also was aware that he has been dating Jen. “I asked him what his relationship status was,” she explains. “He said, ‘It’s vague.’ I asked him what that meant and he said, ‘You know, it’s very vague.’ I just laughed. I never mentioned Jennifer and neither did he.” Chaton gave John the number of her prepaid cell phone — but the phone was later stolen. “I’ll never know if he called or not,” she says. What she did say is that John was acting very much like a single man. “I never would have guessed he had a girlfriend at all,” Chaton adds.

Paris Hilton Is a Man


Linda Hogan, 49, her make-up resembling a clown/corpse, with her "boy toy" Charlie Hill, 19... a love that will last forever...

Another Bomb

Manly, brainwashed Katie Holmes is making another horrible movie that no one will see. She can't act and dresses like a 73 year old woman

She has gigantic bunions that look very up to the minute in her dainty gladiator sandals. UGH

Andy Dick Arrested Again

Andy Dick was arrested in Georgia for sexual battery of a 17 year old girl. Wait... a girl??
Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement. When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said. Friends escorted Dick to a truck, which officers stopped at a nearby Sam's Club, police said. Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said. Dick, 42, was booked at Southwest Detention Center in French Valley on suspicion of felony possession of a controlled substance, misdemeanor sexual battery and misdemeanor possession of marijuana."
andy in happier times

Quote of the Day

"There are worse things I could do.....Than to smoke a crack rock or two..." Amy Winehouse


Nicole Kidman TEN DAYS After Giving Birth

Poor obese Nicole struggles to her feet, barely able to walk under the strain of her post baby weight
Nicole Kidman

Sam and Lindsay: Uglier and More Strung Out Than Ever

The healthy lesbo's enjoy a rare night out on the town after indulging in a restful nap

With impeccable fashion sense and charisma to spare, the drug-free lovers show off some really cool, brand new hand gestures

The wacky health nuts posed for hours, waving their love like a rainbow flag as they shared their love with the crowd of appreciative onlookers

And in a poignant gesture of meaningful adoration, Lindsay donned one of her man's trademark hats

In other Lindsay news, her brother Michael wets his pants and then dines with their crack whore Mother

No Sympathy. Good.

Britney Spears "agreed" yesterday to give up the fight for custody of her two sons after a legal battle lasting a year and a half.

Kevin Federline, the selfish psycho's former husband, will have sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, 18 months, his lawyer said.

The couple have agreed that the troubled hilbilly , 26, will have visitation rights that will allow her to see the boys.

She'll now pay Federline $20,000 a month in child support, an increase from $15,000, according to reports.

Loss: Distraught Britney loses her custody battle

Desperate, Warty, Dumpy Rumer "Shows off" Her Saggy Boobs

Uglier and more repulsive with each passing day, Rumer Willis is clearly under the side splitting illusion that she is "sexy"

So corny, with her gigantic plastic shoes and her flared nostrils, Rumer stops to "TREAT" her FANS to a variety of hideous poses

Imagine having saggy ol boobs at the age of 18...Cool! NICE. WARTS.
She's even be extra ugly if she were a man!

Barry Manilow is Skinny and Ugly

Barry Manilow
Gaunt: Barry Manilow was snapped looking worryingly thin. The singer is said to have dropped to seven stone


Which cocaine-loving actress is said to be relying on her closeted husband to meet guys? A source says that when they were at a party recently, the hubby asked a fellow guest, “Do you want to bleep my wife? Because you can.”

Big Ugly Kardashian Going To Jail

Khloe Kardashian, the gigantic freak sister of whore Kim Kardashian, is going off to the big house.

She admitted to failing to complete roadside cleanup duty and enroll in an alcohol education class," said L.A. City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan on Monday. Kardashian, 24, has until July 18 to begin serving her sentence. She was sentenced on July 3. "Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved," her rep tells PEOPLE.
Ravenous man-beast Khloe treats herself to a mid-morning snack of greasy fries and an oily tenderloin before heading off to the slammer

Khloe and slut Kim, in happier times

Jennifer Aniston's Pain, Part 366

Jen found Jessica Simpson's old love letters to her big headed man, John Mayer and read them. The steamy letters were shocking and Jen was filled with pain because John saved them

John told Jen to quit snooping, and a huge fight followed, with Jen blubbering, "You still love her! It's her boobs, I just know it! " Reeling in pain and self doubt, she threw herself at John's feet, begging him to destroy the x-rated letters, which she discovered in an old guitar in John's basement. John told her she was truly pathetic.

Get Over Yourself

Katie Holmes is afraid that her (highly advanced other worldly being), Suri will get germs from human children.

While her pint sized gay husband was reshooting scenes for his long-delayed bomb “Valkyrie” on the grounds of a Pasadena, CA church, Katie agreed to let Suri play, but not before she ordered her bodyguard to give the nearby swings, benches and small jungle gym the once-over with a special Scientology spray of sanitizer and disinfectant, said the source….

“She even made an a evil and increasingly frustrated Suri stay in the car until she accomplished her mission. Katie could be overheard telling her, ‘Hang on, oh wise earth child.... I’ll be done soon… we cannot risk infecting you with dirt from planet Earth.."

Latest Creepy, Manly, Inappropiate Pics of Brooke Hogan

Taken by her biggest, (and only) fan....her Daddy.
Her autograph pen!!!! LIKE. ANYONE. WANTS. HER. AUTOGRAPH! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Kimmel Splits With Annoying Girlfriend

After 5 years of dating, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up.

Gwyneth Paltrow is A Sweaty Ugly Freak

Gwyneth Paltrow Great Chefs Dinner to Benefit Hayground School at Nick & Tony's Restaurant in East Hampton, Long Island, USA. 13/07/2008