Fox network execs are in negotiations with Britney Spears for the toxic singer to make an appearance on Sunday's Emmy's Awards Show, in which she would "apologize for her performance at the VMA's."
I don't see this happening. What is she supposed to say?
"I'm sorry I'm a boozed up, out of shape druggie, y'alls! I shouldn't have inflicted myself on y'alls."
I also can't imagine her apologizing to the world for being a stubborn freak and not listening to anyone, especially when she won't even apologize to Justin for cheating.
O.J. Simpson was questioned by Las Vegas police about a break-in at a hotel room involving sports memorabilia. The break-in occurred at the Palace Station Casino late last night. O.J. was questioned and released. He did not have a hotel booked in the casino, but was spotted there yesterday. Apparently, rooms there are only $20 a night. Sick! He's breaking into hotel rooms now. O.J. told police he was "conducting a sting operation, and broke into the room to get the suit that he wore during his acquittal, because it belonged to him." O.J... a STING OPERATION? WTF? Who does he think he is, John Walsh?
Here O.J. parties with his long suffering girlfriend, Christie Purdie, who he just got some new realistic looking boobs for. I can't believe this bitch is still alive. She met O.J. in 1995, shortly after he severed Nicole's head. Christie is from Minnesota, and flew to Brentwood to camp outside O.J.'s Rockingham house every day. She had dyed her hair blonde to look like Nicole, and was so sexy looking tha O.J. couldn't help but invite her inside. They've been fighting and doing coke together ever since.
Labels: O. J. Simpson
#1 This aging Academy Award winning A list actor invited five or six beauties to his boat every night where he would proceed to get drunk and regale them with stories about all the women he had slept with and how they had all thought he was the best lover ever. Our actor would then tell the assorted group of women that he wasn't going to have sex with them because he didn't want it to ruin it for them with others, but wanted them to dance for him, strip and then he would have each come over to where he was sitting and tell them he was Daddy and proceed to spank them. This would go on for two or three hours or until he passed out whichever came first. Our actor drank and spanked, and the women would leave at the end of the night tender but well rewarded. hint: JN
#2 This formerly married C list film and sometime television actress with B list name recognition and an A list body spent each night going to a different boat and different party looking for a guy she could capture with her body and hook him for his money. She was willing to do anything to hook a rich guy, but she told too many people what she was doing. Word got out about her game and soon she was being forced into more and more degrading situations and multiple partners and the only thing she succeeded in capturing was a new STD. HINT: DR
from Crazy Days and Nights
Labels: Blind Items
Isn't she supposed to be like.. making baskets or something? Spinning pottery? She doesn't look like she's "rehabbing" to me, she looks like a worn down hooker whose about to steal your wallet and bust a cap into you. She's sickening, I just want to smack that bitch look off her face. Oh, wait. It is her face.
Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Kid Rock on the Mikey Mike Morning Radio Show, talking about Kanye West's tantrum that he witnessed first hand.
"I’m like clam down man, it’s just a kind of corny award show."
Carlton Davis of St. Paul, Minnesota stole a womans purse and then warned her, "I'm going to suck your feet." Why can't these things ever happen to me?
Big meaty tri-sexual Brooke Hogan ran into TMZ reporters yesterday and asked them to "pray for her brother". Last time I checked, he's okay AND NOT the one who is in critical condition in the hospital, also the CAUSE of the accident. Then, in the same sentence, she asked for help in finding gigantic shoes for her big man feet. Can't she just borrow some of Hulk's?
Labels: Brooke Hogan
Oh those zany and wacky terrorists are at it again! This time around, the Muslim terrorists are allegedly completely pissed off at Britney Spears, as they should be. They want to convert Britney Spears to Islam and warned that if Britney resisted then her head would be cut off. Ouch!
Muhammad Abdel-Al (not to be confused with Paula Abdul - she's a different terrorist), has said, "If I meet these whores I will have the honor - I repeat, I will have the honor - to be the first one to cut the heads off of Madonna and Britney Spears if they keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam. If these two prostitutes keep doing what they're doing we of course will punish them...a prostitute woman must be stoned or must be eighty times hit with a belt."
I hate "JEN." HOW MANY YEARS do we have to hear about her sadness, her pain, her loneliness, her aching for Brad.. She's not Princess Di, what has she ever done! She was in one corny sitcom years and years ago. She's a boring, ugly, neurotic WHINER, and I know for a fact that no one on this entire earth cares if Brad talks to her or not. She herself places these fake stories to keep her ugly face in the media.
As for Heather Locklear, I've always been a big fan of hers.. but she looks HORRIBLE. She needs to lay off the plastic surgery and the powder.
They CAN sing... but are they really keeping their (always) ridiculous name? Even when they were "boys" it was really gay. Sources say the name 'The Mainstreet Men" is a possibility, and OMG.
Labels: Backstreet Boys
A tipster who was enjoying [P. Diddy’s pre-VMA] all-night bash at his suite in Las Vegas’ Palms Hotel Fantasy Tower says Britney Spears had to be physically helped out at 7 a.m. - barely 12 hours before her disastrous VMAs performance.
“She couldn’t stand,” says the source. “Diddy’s people had to get her back to her room as discreetly as possible so nobody would see what state she was in.”
Britney Spears' disastrous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday has destroyed her chances at getting a headlining gig in Las Vegas.
The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported on Tuesday that Britney could have been big in Vegas if her VMA performance would have been up to snuff.
Jack Wishna, major dealmaker to the stars, who two years ago spoke to Britney about headlining Vegas, said Britney has severely damaged her chances of securing a regular gig.
"It was abominable and embarrassing. It definitely hurt her. I don't know how many takers there would be for a live show based on what we saw. It was like she hadn't rehearsed, her timing was off, she had the wrong outfit. That had to have the hair standing up on the back of George Maloof's neck."
Maloof is owner of The Palms who had reportedly wanted to hire Britney pre VMA's.
Kathy won a well deserved Emmy for her Bravo show, My Life on the D List, and accepted by saying this:
"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. She topped it off with "Hell has frozen over. Suck it Jesus, this award is my god now!"
The Catholic League took some time out from forcing kids to have sex to criticize her, and of course, E is censoring her speech. Get over it, Jesus doesn't care if Kathy has a little fun with him. She's not molesting young boys. Everyone needs to shut up and mind their own business, people are supposed to say what they want to say. Bastard do-gooders. UGH.
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It's a tale straight out of Disney – an abandoned baby monkey, close to death, is revived by the love of a bird. The 12-week-old monkey was rescued in China, after being abandoned by his mother.
Taken to an animal hospital, he was weaned back to physical health but still showed little appetite for life. It was not until a fellow patient, a white pigeon, took him under her wing and showed him love and affection that he perked up. Now the two are inseparable, say staff.
Britney Spears was fed anti-depressant drugs minutes prior to her dazed and pathetic performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday after a heated row with a hair stylist.
The tormented pop star angrily disapproved of the chosen hairstyle for her comeback at the Las Vegas ceremony and flew into "blind panic", according to reports.
A doctor was dispatched to the Palms Casino resort to give the star prescription drugs.
A source tells The Sun, "Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down, but were clearly too effective.
"The scene in the dressing room before the show was one of absolute blind panic.
"She knew she hadn't rehearsed enough and was going to mess up the whole show and possibly her career - then she saw her hairdo and it was the final straw.
"She went into a wild rage and started lashing out at everyone - including her stylist."
source: uk news
Okay, so now confirmed reports have Britney guzzling frozen margaritas, drinking beer, snorting mounds of cocaine, scarfing down a plate of tacos, AND taking enough anti-depressants to "floor an elephant," all right before her huge "comeback" performance. You know, I'm tired of everyone blaming her family, and those around her. Yes, shes clearly in trouble and needs psychiatric and medical help. But those of us who are familiar with dysfunction (all of us) know that if the crazy doesn't want to listen, there really is nothing you can do. She's 25 years old, and it's time for her to grow up ad take care of her kids.
When Paula Abdul was asked her opinion on Britney's "comeback", she replied, "Where's the Vicodin?!" "We always have time for Britney, we love her."
Um... is she kidding? She might be the ONLY person who really is crazier than Britney. Anyone who has seen her show knows that in the world of the trainwreck, she's the worst one of all. She makes Anna Nicole look normal. Here's the obvious thing: people don't just act the way they do. They are all on drugs. Most of the time, you can't figure out exactly what kind, because they're on all kinds. Then, all the people around them make excuses, "Oh, they are under such stress.. they are exhausted.. she has insomnia.." COME ON. Drugs, drugs, drugs. Prescription drugs are way more powerful than street drugs, and yet publicists and suck-ups continue to use that as an excuse too.
Labels: Paula Abdul
Well, Britney's back in L.A. and looking like the bitch she is.
Speaking with MTV News, Timbaland reveals that there is some truth behind the gossip! However, the mega producer says that Spears destroyed any possibility of a collaboration due to her childish attitude and overblown ego.
Of Britney working with him and Justin, Timbaland is saying that Spears has become big-headed and had dissed him and Justin. “It’ll never happen. Nah. It could’ve, but it won’t,” he says.
“She needs a story,” he added. “She has no comeback story. That’s the problem. She has to have a team. She needs to come back with Justin doing records; [then we’d see headlines like,] ‘She went back to her ex and she’s making smashes.’ [But instead she got] so big-headed and [was] like, ‘Screw you, screw you, I don’t need nobody.’ ”
What would it take for the Britney / Justin / Timabaland collaboration to happen????
“She should humble herself and make a phone call and say, ‘I’m sorry.’ She knows what she’s sorry about,” Timbaland said. “She needs to say, ‘I was wrong,’ and it’ll definitely move forward. … That’s all she has to say.”
Bitch could have told Justin she was sorry for cheating, admitted she was wrong, and taken her comeback seriously, and he would have done everything in his power to help her. I can't believe she thinks she's a "star" on her own. It took hundreds of people to make her talented, and, look the way she DID. If being a star is just about slouching around with a Starbucks all day, we'd all be stars.
The former Baywatch star told Ellen DeGeneres Wednesday that she wasn't present for the fight between her ex husbands Tommy Lee and Kid Rock at the VMAs on Sunday, because she left after introducing Kanye West.
She introduced Kanye by saying, "I had my tongue so far down his throat I could taste his fiance'." Such class.
"As soon as I left, they went after each other," she tells the talk show host, adding "I don't know [what they were fighting about.] I'm staying out of it."
When DeGeneres pointed out that she saw Anderson sitting on Lee’s lap, the actress said, "He pulled me on his lap and spanked my butt. What are you going to do? Boys."
Speaking of boys, Anderson also shared with DeGeneres how she met her current beau, a professional poker player.
"I was playing poker one night in my room and I was down about 250 grand," she explained. "I was up 80 down; it’s a long story. Lost about 250 grand. He said if I made out with him, that I could clear [my debt]. So a couple days went by after following me around like a puppy dog. And I ended up paying my poker debt . Then I fell in love and now we are engaged."
What a crazy ho. Clearly, there's enough hepatitis C to go around! So first she accepts an indecent proposal with this oily dude, and now she's in love. Fake boobs or no fake boobs, she is one worn out chick, not to mention she has these 2 dirty, childish (ex?) husbands that he'll have to deal with. Her baggage, besides her hepatitis, is MAJOR. I guess it would be easy to fall in love with someone who was willing to pay you $250K for sex though, and I'm sure their marriage will be a long lasting one. What a great story to tell the grandkids!
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On Jayden's first birthday, (Wonder if his mom remembered?) Star Magazine is reporting that Kevin is a cokehead (SHOCKING!) and Britney is all washed up... really?! Jayden is one of the cutest babies I've ever seen, and I guess he's lucky he can't read yet.
She has spent more than $500,000 on a head-to-toe surgical makeover to make herself look younger, including:
Lipo to hips, thighs & stomach - $30,000
Breast Implants - $22,000
Breast Lift - $20,000
Brow Lift - $8,000
Chemical Face Peel - $20,000
Collagen - $400 per visit
Teeth Veneers and whitening - $12,000
Saggy Knee Surgery - $10,000
Excercise Coach - $300,000
But four years later - and having failed to secure the string of big-money parts she had presumably hoped to win - Demi Moore has decided to speak out against ageism in Hollywood.
The 44-year-old told a magazine: "It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. I am over 40.
"There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."
source: Daily Mail
Oh, poor trailer trash. It could be that too many people remember Striptease. Maybe it's your husky man voice. Or that your acting has the range of a wooden stick! Go back to Idaho and collect some more dolls, you boring fug.
Labels: Demi Moore
Gross Daddy Joe Simpson told People Magazine:
“Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing,” he said, “and country music still believes in that.”
Simpson, 27, recently finished filming Major Movie Star and is turning her thoughts back to her music. (Ha! Ha! Because that shit movie is going straight to video!) Her last album, 2006’s “Public Affair,” hit the Top 20, (for about 7 minutes) but quickly fell off the charts.
“She’s a singer from top to bottom,” (If you're a fan of old lady type singing, like Rosemary Clooney) Joe Simpson said. “And everything in the music business, especially pop music, has moved away from singers. And I think country is the the only pure, storytelling kind of genre left.” (Bad news, Joe. Country music doesn't want her either!)
He also said she was going to dye her hair brown. Hey, Joe, dress that bitch up in a monkey suit and maybe she can try some gymnastics. Then when that fails, maybe she can get a short punk hair-do and play the drums. Jessica has NO TALENT. No one wants to see or hear her DO ANYTHING. GO AWAY, far away.
Jody Sweetin of "Full House Fame" is pregnant, three weeks after witnesses SAW HER snorting meth in a Hollywood bathroom.
Labels: Stupid Bitches
Harpers Bazaar asks the tough questions!
On Why She Always Has Starbucks: (WHO CARES!)
"I always get creamed for having my Starbucks cup. But the only time people get photos of me is when I’m getting coffee, when I can’t sneak away from the camera."
On Her Often Criticized Hair:
"I woke up one morning and was like, I want white-trash hair today." (TODAY?!)
On Life At MK's Home:
"I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It’s so funny. All of my friends will tell you I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry."
Remind me to call her and not just drop by.
Labels: Mary Kate Olsen
Brooke Shields blames her high heels for driving her car into her house. Brooke admits she was ‘multitasking’ in her car when her shoe became tangled in the pedals and ran smack into her home.
“I drove into the beam that supports our house! I was wearing these enormously high heels and one of them got stuck on the pedal.”I said to my husband (Chris Henchy), ‘Should that beam really be there? Maybe we can move it.’ And he was like, ‘Uh, it holds up the whole place!’”
Okay, this isn't her car or house. But I think this is just what it looked like! She smashed into her house because she realized she forgot her bra.
Labels: Brooke Shields
"Fergilicious" from The Black Eyed PEES wanted to defend all the poor Hollywood sluts. At least someone is on Lindsay, Britney and Paris's side. She's a meth addict who pees her pants but hey, better than nothing.
“They’re young. I was young when I went through my stuff. Leave them alone. If they want to get better, they’re going to get better on their own.”
“If somebody is going to change, they have to want to do it themselves. I think it is really unfair to them when they are trying to get help. We’re all watching as a nation and commenting day by day on their rehabilitation. It’s not fair. You’re supposed to have a sanctuary, a place where you can go and not be pressured every day.”
“He’s so cool. He’s really funny and he’s so cute too, and I love his music. I think he would be the best boyfriend a girl could wish for!”.. Paris on Fitty
In return, 50 gave Paris a mention in his track Turn Da Lights Off telling her to call him up for a date.
Fitty didn't have any fancy requests on his rider for back stage at the VMA's. He only demanded peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, twizzlers, kit kats and KFC.
Katie Holmes tries her best to look like a man because this is what Tom prefers, and he can almost find her attractive this way.
Labels: Katie Holmes
Rosie O'Donnell reveals in her new book, Celebrity Detox, that as a child, she used to break her own bones (with a baseball bat) to get attention.
Labels: Rosie O'Donnell
An InTouch Weekly reporter claims to have heard a conversation between Angelina Jolie and some "tall, muscular, male" friend about money in a hotel bar in NYC. I didn't believe this conversation for a second, but it would be hot if it went down.
Angie is quoted as saying, "I won't talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid. Someone has to make the big decisions, though. He'll put money into things — but it's bizarre! It doesn't always make sense to me."
"The reality is, we're not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty."
Hey, at least he still can. (look pretty) Her days of pretty are long gone.
Beth Ditto has launched a campaign to prevent clothes from being labeled "size zero".
The curvaceous rocker insisted that the US clothing size - the equivalent of a UK size four - encourages women to aspire to be "nothing".
She told Radio 1's Sunday Surgery: "It’s so obvious but so deep about our culture and what (it) says about women and their worth in their world (that) to be a size zero... is your ultimate goal.
"The biggest thing in your world is to be a nothing. That is so intense… how about getting rid of zero at all and putting a number onto it instead, even if it’s a small number?"
Labels: Beth Ditto
Date: Sep 10, 2007 8:07 PM
Body: i just went to the eye doctor and found out i am legally blind in my left eye. goddammit, that really sucks! No wonder I have never had any depth perception. No wonder i have had terrible migraine headaches all my life... i am 54, and no doctor has ever told me this in my whole life before today. shit!