Oops She Looks Like a Pig




Okay, so Us Magazine is reporting that right after Britney finished stumbling around drunk on the VMA stage, she ran backstairs screaming, "I look like a FAT PIG! I look like a FAT PIG!" over and over. Hasn't she seen herself for the past couple of years in magazines and on blogs? Maybe it was the shock of seeing herself so big on the monitors..

She was expecting Ken Paves' (stylist to Jessica Simpson) assistant to show up and do her hair because she "DOESN'T LIKE MEN" (since WHEN!) and when he himself showed up, she refused to let him touch her hair! I'm sorry but I can't wait to see what she does next.