Sam and Lindsay: Uglier and More Strung Out Than Ever

The healthy lesbo's enjoy a rare night out on the town after indulging in a restful nap

With impeccable fashion sense and charisma to spare, the drug-free lovers show off some really cool, brand new hand gestures

The wacky health nuts posed for hours, waving their love like a rainbow flag as they shared their love with the crowd of appreciative onlookers

And in a poignant gesture of meaningful adoration, Lindsay donned one of her man's trademark hats

In other Lindsay news, her brother Michael wets his pants and then dines with their crack whore Mother