Get Over Yourself

Katie Holmes is afraid that her (highly advanced other worldly being), Suri will get germs from human children.

While her pint sized gay husband was reshooting scenes for his long-delayed bomb “Valkyrie” on the grounds of a Pasadena, CA church, Katie agreed to let Suri play, but not before she ordered her bodyguard to give the nearby swings, benches and small jungle gym the once-over with a special Scientology spray of sanitizer and disinfectant, said the source….

“She even made an a evil and increasingly frustrated Suri stay in the car until she accomplished her mission. Katie could be overheard telling her, ‘Hang on, oh wise earth child.... I’ll be done soon… we cannot risk infecting you with dirt from planet Earth.."