Tattlebits

Some stars still appreciate their fans

as Paula Abdul demonstrates here with a fan she met at the airport


Avril Lavigne's husband, Derek, puts his hand deep in her crack

and then tenderly massages her nips. Can't they do this at home?
No, but we can hope. Ok, that was mean.How about: No, but your career is.

Pete Doherty


Your face is bad enough, Brooke. Why are you showing us your flat tranny ass? Please.. no one cares

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Little Fred Savage of the Wonder Years is 31 now, with wife Jennifer and son Oliver

Classic Kerry Katona leaving Bargain Booze at NINE A.M.

Lindsay at 13, her sister Ali at 13

I need an explanation on why Jermaine Jackson's face looks like this. I don't get it.


I never thought I'd see a human, lesbian or otherwise, as ugly as Rosie O'Donnell is.

Then I saw Cynthia Nixon from Sex and The City's lover. If you are a lesbian, why have a woman who looks like a man, espesh an ugly man? Don't get it.


At first I thought she looked like Bruce Bogtrotter of Matilda fame, aka The Studliest Kid at The Barmitzvah in The Wedding Singer. (In The Wedding Singer, he had red hair)


Then it hit me! She looks EXACTLY like Patrick Renna, Ham Porter from The Sandlot!
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Poor Patrick! While looking for a photo of him, I found his website, and wish I hadn't:
http://www.our-home.org/patrickrenna/
Only 19, and a member of the Scientology cult, poor kid.
Anyway, back to how ugly Cynthia's lover, Christine Marinoni is!!!

The pair love doing crossword puzzles together! FUN! Cynthia has said it's the best relationship of her life, and she doesn't know if she would love Christine if she were a man. Um... what do you mean, IF SHE WERE a man?

Poor Patrick performs in the Scientology Christmas play
Retarded Jessica and Daisy at the airport


Someone stop her!!!!!!!!!!!! She's going to the gym twice a day now for a total of 5 hours a day!!