Tattlebits

Some stars still appreciate their fans

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as Paula Abdul demonstrates here with a fan she met at the airport

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Avril Lavigne's husband, Derek, puts his hand deep in her crack

and then tenderly massages her nips. Can't they do this at home?
No, but we can hope. Ok, that was mean.How about: No, but your career is.

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Pete Doherty

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Your face is bad enough, Brooke. Why are you showing us your flat tranny ass? Please.. no one cares

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AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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Little Fred Savage of the Wonder Years is 31 now, with wife Jennifer and son Oliver

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Classic Kerry Katona leaving Bargain Booze at NINE A.M.

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Lindsay at 13, her sister Ali at 13

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I need an explanation on why Jermaine Jackson's face looks like this. I don't get it.

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I never thought I'd see a human, lesbian or otherwise, as ugly as Rosie O'Donnell is.

Then I saw Cynthia Nixon from Sex and The City's lover. If you are a lesbian, why have a woman who looks like a man, espesh an ugly man? Don't get it.


At first I thought she looked like Bruce Bogtrotter of Matilda fame, aka The Studliest Kid at The Barmitzvah in The Wedding Singer. (In The Wedding Singer, he had red hair)

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Then it hit me! She looks EXACTLY like Patrick Renna, Ham Porter from The Sandlot!

Poor Patrick! While looking for a photo of him, I found his website, and wish I hadn't:
http://www.our-home.org/patrickrenna/
Only 19, and a member of the Scientology cult, poor kid.
Anyway, back to how ugly Cynthia's lover, Christine Marinoni is!!!

The pair love doing crossword puzzles together! FUN! Cynthia has said it's the best relationship of her life, and she doesn't know if she would love Christine if she were a man. Um... what do you mean, IF SHE WERE a man?

Poor Patrick performs in the Scientology Christmas play
Retarded Jessica and Daisy at the airport


Someone stop her!!!!!!!!!!!! She's going to the gym twice a day now for a total of 5 hours a day!!

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Dina Lohan? Step Aside!

The first time I accidentally(because I was too lazy to find the remote) saw Vh1's show "I Know My Kid's a Star", I was horrified beyond description, yet mesmerized by the sheer depth of stage mom "Rocky's insanity". Her name! Her face! Her behavior! Her SHOES!
Rocky makes Dina Lohan look like the world's best mother
A still from Rocky's meltdown/so sick that if I ever experienced anything even close to this, I'd want someone to instantly kill me, no questions asked
Rocky's daughter Hayley is normal. Rocky wants Hayley to be a star.
This is the photo that Rocky took of Hayley that won her her first challenge. The panel felt that she had captured "Hayley's Brand," which is her toughness
But it is Rocky who really thinks SHE'S the star here, make no mistake about it. Her tantrums, actions, and rantings and ravings leave me utterly speechless. The other moms are boring, so are all the kids.
Rocky is pure entertainment, from her bulging heroin scarred arms to her restylane- injected swollen lips, you cannot, and should not look away. Unfortunately, she was kicked off the show way too early by a disgusted Danny Bonaduce, (like he should be disgusted by ANYONE) Be sure to watch this clip of Rocky locked in a room with a hanger, and you will be begging for more. Give me more Rocky!
I predict a reality show for this psychotic whore in the very near future. And I won't miss an episode, you can count on that. You'll find yourself wondering... what is Rocky on? She's even too crazy for meth, too alert for heroin. Is she on a mixture of drugs? You may not figure it out, but you'll have the time of your life trying! Oh, and Rocky? I can guarantee you that no one cares if your "boyfriend is out of town."
Don't forget to look at her shoes!

Nic Cage Smoke Break

Nic Cage takes a break from filming on the set of his new movie, "The Knowing." Nic's son digs up a time capsule, and Nic "races against time" to stop the chilling predictions from coming true. Can't wait.

Booze N' Babies: The Perfect Mix!

Amy has herself a shot while babysitting a friends child in England. I wonder how much she charges an hour? Babysittin' is thirsty work!

What, no crack smokin'?


I love this. Amy must weigh all of 78 pounds, but her belly is bulgin'

Asslee Simpson is Pregnant

UPDATE!!

Pete Wentz wrote this email to MTV today:

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."