Angelina Smiling More!

Brad and Angelina with had dinner with Clint Eastwood in Cannes last night. Mick Jagger also joined the party along with his model girlfriend L'Wren Scott.

The group dined together at the trendy Tetou restaurant ahead of tonight's premiere of Changeling, an Eastwood-directed drama starring Jolie about a mother in 1928 Los Angeles whose child disappears, but the boy returned to her is not her son.

Eastwood and Jolie teamed up again today for the premiere of Changeling in Cannes

Power dinner: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie dine with director Clint Eastwood at Tetou restaurant in Cannes last night

The mother-of-four says: "It has been lovely.

"It's not such hard work. I'm sitting and talking a lot, and people are being very nice to me. If I was feeling too pregnant, everybody said I didn't have to come. So I was feeling all right."

"The photography and all that can be something that is not fun to live with, (but) when you come here and you're proud of something … then it's a positive thing."

Mick Jagger and L'Wren Scott also joined the VIP dinner

Brooke's Mental Breakdown, Hulk Running His Mouth

Fox News reports that Brooke Hogan is suffering a mental breakdown. YAWN

This thing where Brooke and her mom keep trying to force their "SEXINESS" on us? NOT WORKING. I've seen transvestites that were far more feminine and attractive

“She’s suffering the worst of all; she just can’t keep it together and has been hit the hardest,” said the source, adding that Brooke is “extremely sensitive” and her emotions are spiraling out of control. Brooke’s relationship with her father was severely strained after his reported infidelity with her former friend made news in February.
While our source said that Nick’s arrest has “brought them a little closer to reconciliation,” it’s not the case for Hulk and his wife, Linda. The estranged couple appeared together at Nick’s hearing on May 9, where Linda even flashed her wedding ring, apparently for the first time since news of the reported affair broke.

Give it up, you're a big, ugly man

“Basically they were trying to put their best foot forward and fake a public image of unity and support for their son,”(which no one believed) our insider said. “ Hulk is a very astute businessman and very good at playing the media — he even admitted in court that their reality show was scripted and not so real after all.”

Hulk can't stop running his mouth about how it was their FAKE REALITY show which caused Nick to drive recklessly, resulting in his friends' vegetative state.

“I was offered lots of reality shows when I was making my career comeback against The Rock, but I kept saying no. But years later, it was my daughter’s career and son’s racing career that we were thinking about."We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete,” he said. “But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”

Yeah, look what happened, Hulk. Let's see. You cheated on Linda, got divorced. Yeah, that was the media's fault. Or, maybe the fault of the producers of your TV show. Because the cheater was just a role you were playing. And Nick's had what... 17 speeding tickets and he's 17? So.. the fact that he drives like an asshole, that was part of his 'TV persona," right? STFU, you are all morons.
GO AWAY, you're NOT FUNNY, NOT CUTE
Nice old lady fingernails

Jessica's Lonely Vacation

Drowning in a river of self-pity and booze, poor, ugly, Jessica Simpson left for Cabo San Lucas immediately following her sister Ashlee's wedding....ALONE. Well, with her dog, Daisy.

Joe succeeded in begging Tony to attend the wedding, but Tony paid little attention to Jessica. Jessica is a self-centered, pigeon toed (see pic) slut with a growing alcohol problem, and the inability to hold on to any boyfriend, no matter how gross he is. No one wants an obnoxious, stupid alcoholic girlfriend, and her Double D's, long considered to be her best asset, are saggy and worn out just like she is.

The Most Sickening Picture Yet of Amy

and that's saying ALOT. Her SKIN fungus!!! Her TEETH!! Her LIPS!! AHHHH!!!!

Kate Hudson is a Slut

According to Us Magazine, slutty Kate Hudson has been hooking up with Lance Armstrong. The new couple went on a cozy dinner date at Chuy's Hula Hut in Austin, Texas, according to a source. On Saturday night, the pair joined a group of six, including two women and four children.
"They seemed like they were having a great time."
Lance has dated Sheryl Crow, Paris Hilton and Ashley Olsen.

Maniston: Free From Pain... For Now

Jennifer Aniston plays in the fake snow while shooting Marley & Me with Owen Wilson

Will Smith's New Scientology School

Will Smith has started a new private school called New Village Academy. Smith’s school uses the same materials as Scientology schools, mentions L. Ron Hubbards “Study Tech,” by name, and even employs teachers who are known Scientologists. The language on Smith’s school’s website is also loaded with words and concepts specific to Scientology, and the mission is straight out of the Scientology handbook.

The class materials are the same ones created by Scientology and used in Scientology schools.
Smith’s school uses Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard’s “tech,” and the Heron Basics language program.Brainwashing techniques will most certainly be taught.

Tattlebits

Larry Birkhead, and the unfortunate looking little Dannielynn go to Disneyworld

Samantha Ronson is a freak, and so is Lindsay

Pete and Amy, who have been spending more and more time together, go for crack snacks. (They look sort of normal here)

Okay, maybe not

Your daily "candid" photo of Heidi Montag

The sweaty David Hasselhoff

Friendless and fat, Perez Hilton enjoys the Cuban food festival

Brad and Shiloh strike a pose

Tori Spelling is pregnant

Matthew McConaughey is ugly and gross

Lindsay and her husband don't have any other friends

Christina Aguilera Is A Bitch

Christina Aguilera may like to go out in public with her ridiculous baloon boobs hanging out, but don't send her a complimentary drink, or she'll have you thrown out of the bar!
One overzealous male fan… tried to send Christina a glass of champagne at Villa on May 6. Happily married and new mom Christina, who was out with three girlfriends, didn’t accept , and not only that, she then demanded that security escort him out!

Britney's Chubby Lover

Britney has found love in Costa Rica with her flabby companion who is her "agent."

Britney's portly pal has clearly never been in the sun before today

Amy Spends MoreTime With Athletic Pete

Amy was not impressed by the flowers left for her by her husband to celebrate their first wedding anniversary yesterday. She has been busy with Pete Doherty. The pair were filmed playing with a family of baby mice recently. Asked about the YouTube clip, labelled Winemouse, Doherty said:
"One of the mice gave birth didn't it? I think it was Jennifer.
She was really fond of them."

Amy was also seen cheering Pete on in one of his soccer games


Pete and Amy looked out of place at the charity soccer tournament, as they are not known for their sporting skills

Nicole and Keith at Country Music Awards

Nicole, who is seven months pregnant,kept her hands firmly clasped below her tummy,even tenderly placing Keith's hand there. For Nicole, who already has two adopted children who she is forbidden from seeing,
being pregnant is a dream come true.

Nicole has spoken of her desire to "wind" down
her prolific film career and concentrate
on her family.

She was spotted last week on a shopping spree
for baby books in her hometown
of Nashville, Tennessee.

Heidi and Spencer Are Cheap Losers

TMZ reports that:

Heidi and Spencer may wear fancy clothes, drive Beamers, and drop cash, but when no one’s looking they are cheap assholes. The annoying, ugly nobody's and two friends ran up a $783 bill at an LA restaurant Saturday night, and then only tipped $16 on the check!

The tip should have been $156.60, and the angry server had to bug a Hills producer for some money, who handed over an additional $60, which was still only half of what she should have gotten.
Heidi said:

"Obviously, we are entertainers! We are entertaining in every aspect of our lives."
OH.

Ashlee's Wedding: Like a Funeral For Jessica

Ashlee's wedding was described as "magical." As in "not real", because Papa Joe performed their ceremony so that it wouldn't be considered legal. Tony and Jessica were there but did not interact, or have any fun together.

Jessica stands alone in black, (wearing a Grandma shawl), knowing that no man will ever want to marry her

Their Love Continues