93 Year Old Drug Dealer Leads Police on High Speed Chase



Aug 24, 11:05 PM (ET)

DURHAM, N.C. (AP) - A 93-year-old man was charged with selling large amounts of heroin, opium, and cocaine yesterday, after police were lead on a high speed chase in speeds excess of this dudes age!

Felix Ludlow,the crazed gentleman above ,had never even had a speeding ticket prior to this arrest, told arresting officers, "Sorry for the trouble, but I'm higher than a god damned kite right now." You think? He faces charges of drug trafficking, resisting arrest, and possession of nearly six ounces of pure opium.

His pal, Rudy Cobb, seen here in the blue shirt, 86, was released to his daughter after it was determined that he was only along for a ride to Sams Club, and unaware of Ludlow's drug use.