Jessica Still Trying to Push Crap Off on Us

NO THANKS. Take your cheap, tacky, shiny hooker shit back to the Cambodian sweatshop it came from. She looks REALLY excited about her "line" of trailer trash accessories for Macy's though. She can't even pretend she likes them, it's like she's afraid to touch them. I know I am. Don't sprain yourself with sincerity, Jessica. It doesn't matter anyway. The whole world hates you.