Orange Slut Serves Her Time in Jail: 45 Minutes


Lindsay Lohan slithered into Lywnood County Jail, and asked for Paris's cell. Ha! Ha! She showed up there at 10:30 this morning to "serve her time" ,according to The New York Post. Lohan was ordered to serve 1 day in jail stemming from her August DUI charge. She was sentenced to 4 days.
She got credit for 1 day served and struck up a deal to perform 10 days of community service instead of 2 days in jail. Bitch was then released before noon. Hey, that's a whole TWO MINUTES longer than Nicole Richie did.