Madonna is haggard, old, and ugly. I personally know 50 year old's who are way hotter and younger looking than her, and they don't have 300 million dollars.
Lourdes and the crypt keeper attend a Kabbalah meeting

Lourdes is a hairy faced beast, who draws even more attention to her ape-like appearance by wearing some freaky gladiator headband that accents her furry brows, stash... and it even appears she has a goatee forming! UGH