J. Ho Needed Us To See Her

J. Ho just had to have some attention, and wanted everyone to see how beautiful she is, so she went out to show off her body. She forgot that she has the same face, though, and she's still married to Skeletor, which makes anyone look good. Her face sure has taken a beating!
Poor Skel! Look at his red rimmed eyes. You know he hasn't slept a wink since she brought those brats home!
That bitch hasn't done a thing between Skel and her four full time nannies. Meanwhile, the burp whisperer has not only lost sleep, he's been crying. You know the bulldog smacks him around!
Sweet sweet Skeletor. I want to put my arms around him! He doesn't even know where he is! She just had to show the world she looked good. (she thinks) She still looks pregnant, and ridiculous in a mini dress. Look at meeeeeeee I'm Jennifer not JLO! Not Jennyfromtheblock


That is the fakest look of surprise I've ever seen. She pays people to come up and ask for her autograph when she goes out.

Skeletor is well trained. He knows hebetter talk about her like she's his queen. His quote:
He added that it was typical Jennifer to go for twins for her first children: “I told Jennifer, nothing you do is small. Everything you do it on such large scale. The first time you give birth, you give birth to twins."
As if she wasn't on fertility drugs for YEARS to have twins. And, As if Skeletor has the power to muster up what it takes to conceive twins. She looks like a bulldog! I'm surprised she wasn't whoring Max and Emme around with her. She's probably got 25 F.B.I. agents standing over their cribs, because everyone wants her ugly kids, you know.


Wait.. do I feel just a slight shiver of sympathy for Skeletor? He's delirious, look at him. That whore runs him ragged with her incessant demands. Like they need to be at NBC studios.. for what/ She's so vulgar, look how she's standing. Yeah, you look real hot. Now go home,no one cares

Mother Theresa Out With Her 6 Kids Today


Everyone, grab your Cheetos, we're going out! Angelina Jolie and her junk-food toting children Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 20 months, take a trip to a corner store in New Orleans on Sunday.
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Halle's Baby Girl


Star Magazine reports that Halle gave birth to a baby girl this morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. A source said, "Halle Berry had a 7lb 4 oz girl at 10:17am Sunday morning, March 16, at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. The actress had checked into the hospital for the second time that day after feeling contractions earlier Saturday morning."
She named her Blue. Okay, I don't really know what she named her , but that would be cute.

NICE. BOW.


Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin are thinking about adopting soon. She's so full of herself, ugh

“People who have a lot also often feel like they have a lot to give. I have a good friend who always says that if you’re a person of means at all, then you have to adopt because there are so many kids in the world who need homes.”

But Gwyneth doesn't shop in third world countries. She thinks she "MIGHT GET ONE" in NYC.

“we might get one from Brooklyn. No baby is more helpless than another baby. And I’m a New York girl.”

Britney and Mel's Dinner Date

Britney went for dinner at Russian restaurant, Romanov last night in Studio City. She went with her neighbor and new mentor, Mel Gibson. Mel was stroking his beard and talking softly, yet authoritatively to the wacked out pop-tart. She wasn't really listening, but liked the food alot.
He thinks he can help her. He's just about crazy enough to be able to. The wacky pair huddled over their meal of duck alfredo and gossiped about other celebs. They had a food fight with their caramel banana pie, and Britney asked for one of the servers to run and get her some Nestles Quik. A good time was had by all.

Tattlebits


Dave Grohl with wife Jordan
who is this girl?
Sickest "outfit" ever

"Stop it Steve! OMG You're so funny!! STOP! You're killing me!"

OH GOD.

Wow, so sexy

Matthew Broderick and his son, who has been the same age for 5 years, take their terrier for a walk

Rod Stewart's son is a friendless freak

Nice head gear, Cammie

Jim Carrey on the set of "Yes Man" about a man who has to say yes to everything for an entire year

Bulimic, anorexic, and spiraling into madness.. Carson Daily

You're really not that cool.. how many days are you going to wear that outfit? This is the 3rd time

"Oh, Steve! It's so perfect! May I? But..it's $33.00" UGH Steve Sanders and Heidi

Not one smile in over three years

Cover them!!

Adam Sandler films 'Bedtime Stories" in Santa Monica

John Travolta is a pig

Just speechless

Sarah Jessica: timeless beauty

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU. ARE. SUCH. A. BITCH!!!! Oh the horror of signing my name.... I can't bear to lift the pen....

We don't see Lindsay hiding under a blanket.. holding a red bull. ugh why are you bothering to hide, we know about your gross lesbian ways

Pink and her mom hit the clubs


Snoop and Don Magic Juan go to Letterman show

Angry Mini Me gets a ride in NYC

Donald Trump's wife has never smiled...wonder why

Nicky Hilton actually eats


Oh, the pain, the agony... of the ugliest bitch on this earth


I like Melissa Joan Hart, (who just had a baby) but horrible leggings, sweater, shoes and hair

Lindsay goes out to Villa last night with some guy..rare, she usually leaves with a stranger

Why is she working in Hollywood? Why? It's not like she's a great actress, she's reall annoying. And she does modeling, omg.

Tori and Perez spend quality time together

Chris and Ryder Robinson go for icecream with their luxurious hair blowing in the wind


Nick Lachey is gross look at his tongue! There's sauce and a fennel seed on it


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MTV Real World Party

MTV held a Real World Awards Bash last night in Hollywood and brought back every loser they could from all 39 (16)Real World seasons. Above is Eric Nies from the first Real World. Sadly, MTV could not get 4 of the sickest Real World freaks in history. I'm talking about Puck (San Francisco), Irene (Seattle), Flora (Miami) and Genesis (Boston). If you're a fan, you'll remember Eric Nies "the hunk" from Season 1:
That freak Stephen who slapped Irene, (the victim of Limes Disease), for saying he was gay
Jon the country singer never was much to write home about but UGHHHHH
Skanky, so gross Trishelle from RW Las Vegas, has a porn "career" now and actually advertises for men on Craigslist for her gang porns. She is revoltingTonya, RW Chicago, what trash!

Charlie Sheen's Kids With Brooke

Brooke Mueller walks the dog's
Charlie Sheen's fiance Brooke Mueller pushed her pugs in a dog stroller on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, Calif. yesterday. Brooke, 29, who got engaged to Charlie in July, spoke out regarding the other two little ones in her life, Sheen’s daughters with ex Denise Richards, Sam, 3, and Lola, 2. The former actress and real estate investor told Usmagazine.com, “Charlie and I both think it's exploitative and not good," of Denise’s upcoming reality show, in which her two daughters will appear.
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Paris and Nicole's Mom Have Lunch

I don't know why Paris would have lunch with Nicole's mom, Brenda Richie, when she doesn't even see Nicole, but I can't believe her gross outfit and her gigantic man hands
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