Lindsay Lohan is a dirty skank and thinks she's cool

She has really good taste in men, unlike Christie Brinkley. This haggard bitch should lay off the crack pipe for awhile, she looks as beat as Marc Anthony!

Here are the angered lovebirds yesterday on Lindsay's 22nd birthday
"Out of my way! I'm a no-talent crackhead from Long Island, and I need a bath!" an enraged Lindsay shouted at frightened paparazzi

Her ridiculous looking husband, Sam followed closely, the chemistry between them filling the air with B.O. and sweet tobacco smoke. NICE. HAT. Love the kicks too. ugh!