Dear Aretha,




Is it really too much to ask that you get yourself a decent support bra? And, no offense, but I don't see what the big deal is about your singing. It's kind of annoying and stale if you ask me. I mean, Toni Braxton sings way better than you do, and with much more soul. It's a shame you can't find a decent hair stylist or makeup artist. Just an idea.. but maybe you should just give it a rest. Do you really think anyone R-E-S-P-E-C-T-S you anymore? I mean look at yourself! Fat is one thing, but you're made up like a clown, and stuffed into your tacky gown like a sausage. That fright wig isn't doing you any favors either. Well, hope you write back soon, and have a great holiday, Julie