J. Lo's Face is Frozen in Stupidity

It is hard to deny the smoldering sexuality of Skeletor



Is it safe to have your face pumped full of botox when you're pregnant? Hey, J. Lo? You're not sexy, and haven't been for... oh, sorry, you were never sexy. Your facial expressions that you no longer have because you can't move your face aren't sexy either. You're trying way too hard when you should be at home with your feet up while Skeletor fixes you a deluxe burrito. Please, J. Lo. Go home and give birth quietly, away from the spotlight. No one cares, honey.