Nick Hogan Doesn't Like Jail, Cries To His Mommy, Talks Smack About His "Best Friend"

Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence. They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is until now.

TMZ got a hold of several taped phone conversations between Nick Hogan and his family from jail.

In one conversation with his mother, Nick starts blubbering and crying like a baby, because he wants to go outside. He sobs that he doesn't even have a window. Oh dear, now how will I sleep tonight? His mom is a sickening whore, furious that Nick doesn't have a window, and complaining that "Jesus, it was just a car accident..What I notice is that YOU CAN TELL that Linda doesn't care at all! And Hulk thinks he should just be quiet and read "The Secret." AS IF... Oh boo hoo, Nick says he hasn't walked ten feet, well John Graziano will never walk again. " Listen here:

Nick also says that it's unfair he's in jail for a "car accident." He fails to mention the fact that his so-called best friend, John Graziano, is in a permanent vegetative state thanks to him.

Even worse is a conversation Nick had with his daddy about John Graziano. Hulk actually said, "God laid some heavy shit on that kid, I don't know what he was into." Nick responds with, "He was a negative person."