Britney's Sex Tape, Can't Wait


This is supposed to be a "teaser" (ha! ha!) still from Britney's sex tape. Why do I feel like I've already seen her having sex? Seriously, no thanks. I already know, thanks to her first husband of five hours that she's "wild and likes all the positions." Gross. Then, we know from some dude she was with a few months ago named Isaac that she is "insatiable." Sick! I'm sure she also eats cheetos puffs during sex and yells out demands and desires with a "y'all" at the end of every sentence. She wears me out.