She Fails Another Drug Test, Reeks of Booze




Lindsay Lohan was said to have completed her rehab stay last week but was forced to stay on after testing positive for cocaine. Insiders also alleged she has been drinking alcohol and mixing diet pills with prescription anti-anxiety medication in a bid to get high. A source [said]: “I think she’ll take whatever pills they allow her. It’s obvious to me she’s high because she acts loopy and can’t seem to walk in a straight line!”

Another insider said: “She had a friend sneak vodka in a water bottle into one of the Alcoholics Anonymous meetings she goes to. Everyone wants her to be their friend, so they’ll do anything for her. She smells like booze, and the staff do nothing about it. I asked her if she had any intention of being sober and she looked at me like I was crazy. She’s still doing whatever she wants.

So far, she hasn't passed ONE DRUG TEST. She has no intention of changing, and this is all just "for show." She already has a huge coke stash for her 5 day vakay with her clean, moral, sober real religious dad. Just for fun, let's remind ourselves what she would look like if she were clean.