
Britney doesn't want her boys, complete with her reaction to losing custody quote, "I don't give a shit anymore, I never wanted them in the first place." Nice! Inside Tom & Katie's bedroom? Um... no thanks. You mean BEDROOMS, because they absolutely have NEVER slept together, or had sex together. Inside their marriage.. shopping, Scientology, complete control.. the gay cover-up! Lindsay's interview? A bunch of fake stuff she got off the internet to pretend she's serious "about her craft." And, finally, J. Lo's cravings, which include bratwursts in a blanket of puerto rican pastries and Krispy Kreme bear claws.