Not So Fast, Shar


Okay, here are your two finalists for Celebrity Rap Superstar. Kendra is cute, but can't rap. The best part is watching Hugh Hefner in the audience trying to pretend that he can see, hear, or, knows what the hell is going on. You know that jealous bitch Holly doesn't want to be there. And Shar? Yeah, she can rap. But last night bitch thought she was funny, rappin, "I shoulda opened the VMA's". WTF? I don't think so, Shar. Britney is a mess right now, but you're no Britney, bitch. Besides, if it wasn't for her, your loser baby daddy wouldn't have any money for you, would he? So, since you are technically living off Britney, maybe you should shut the f**k up. Nice shiny truckdriver/hunting outfit though.