Lou Has Never Owned a Towel Big Enough to Wrap Around Him! (No wonder it Kept Falling Off!)


Vanity Fair did a tell-all expose on that big fat freak Lou Pearlman claiming he likes to touch boys "down there." The Vanity Fair article quoted many of the young men Lou worked with while he was creating some of the biggest boy groups around from Backstreet Boys to N'Sync.

Lou told Radar Online , "This article is clearly biased and one-sided without substantial evidence. We are all good friends and had a normal friendship with no inappropriate activity. I don't think there is anything wrong [with having one's] own sexual preference, but no, I've never dated nor have I been interested in men sexually." No he's not interested in "men." He's interested in BOYS! DUH.

Lou goes on to deny every single account VF claims including the infamous towel incident. Take 5 member, Tim Christofore, said that Lou used to wrestle with them only wearing a towel which would fall off.

Lou said, "T.J. [Christofore] is making up this story, because I've never owned a towel that could wrap all the way around me anyway." That's a really good defense, Lou! NOW we believe you, fatass!