Hillbilly Deluxe Part 1

Oh sick his "thug life" hand gesture, and the BACKGROUND. "This here house gots wheels on it, yo," he bragged

JASON ALEXANDER, whose marriage to the trainwreck lasted just 55 hours after their lame wedding in Las Vegas was annuled, says Britney will just have more children instead. Jason says the two now speak EVERY DAY, though he admits she is a different girl to the one he grew up with and briefly married. She's British Brit now!
NICE grad pic, dude. Nice location, nice brows. ugh.

He said: "She told me she wants to see the kids once in awhile, but she's doesn't want to be a full-time mom."
"She said that it doesn't matter if she doesn't, because she can always have other kids later on
The inbred Spears children. First of all, I don't have any pictures this gross in my family, from any year. Their NAME! Their clothes, their faces. They are a real fugly bunch!

The loser spilled his guts. He dropped a dime on her! He said:
"Britney abused cocaine and prescription drugs and nearly had a fatal overdose of pure ecstasy.
We once had a drug-fueled threesome with a female dancer, and I had trouble keeping up with her drug use. "We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake," Alexander said. "Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest. "She definitely had a problem with drugs when we were together and that was three years ago

He claims Spears almost had a fatal overdose on "MDMA," or pure ecstasy, while they partied in a Las Vegas club. He said he sneaked her up to their hotel suite and she was sweating and having problems breathing. "I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower," Alexander said. "She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving. "I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead.

I thought, 'This bitch is going to f--king die right here in front of me
.'" NICE! "This bitch". I love how her husbands talk about her. After Kevin's first night with her he called his brother and said, (exact words)
"You won't believe whose BACK I BROKE last night." HILLBILLY TRASH DELUXE!
Luckily, photographers were able to capture Brit's face the moment THEY told her that her sister was pregnant

While we're on the subject of hillbillies, (one of my personal faves) Jamie Lynn, Brit's 16 year old, four months pregnant sister recently tried to take some strange old guy in his forties to bed, telling him "It's cool! After all, I can't get pregnant again
!" yes she actually said that

A natural slut, Jamie Lynn's hair was inspired by her Uncle, Roadkill Willie, who provided the multi colored extensions she's wearing

BONUS INFO! Her Uncle is called "Road Kill Willie" because he likes to scoop up critters that have been hit by cars and cook them for dinner! Road Kill has been busted for burglary, drug distribution and being a deadbeat dad, according to court records. He is the brother of Britney's father Jamie.

After her turbulent early years, Willie says Britney went “buck-wild” on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: “She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.” Recently, Willie sold his beloved camper for SIXTY DOLLARS.
Britney's other uncle, June Spears, has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, driving under the influence and beating his wife, say court records
britney standing on her brother

britney's 17th birthday

only nine years later...