But before she ordered him from her home in the Hollywood hills, she grabbed the Apple gadget and threw it in the water.
Britney asked her really gross boyfriend why there were two video clips showing him out with mystery girls that were posted on internet blogs. Oh oh. You mean she reads these? Sweet. Hi Brit! I'm a big fan.
The magical night Britney met Adnan
In one, he was caught holding hands with a woman as they left a restaurant.
Britney then checked his iPhone — and saw the sexy texts.
“There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day.
Their love was almighty and powerful... but now.. it's over
“They were obvious sexual references, because Adnan is so hot, you know."
"Nobody from Afghanastan is going to cheat on Britney Spears! I'm a rock star!" she screeched. GET OUT!"
Then Adnan started groveling, trying to win her back, and wrote this note:
I don't want to know about the soup.
EXCITING BONUS!
After Brit broke up with Adnan, she went out in a stained sweatshirt dress with no underwear!
