Two Boring Dinner Dates

Last night Jessica, who keeps having weird plastic surgery to alter her face, and Tony Romo, who doesn't want to be seen with her, went out for dinner at the Waverly Inn. Here she is seen clawing his chest, trying to convince him to smile for the photographer, who just happens to be her dad. So creepy.

The Paris and Benji Madden union is still going strong after a whopping three weeks! Looks like Benji was able to get Paris away from "The Shaman" long enough to go out for sushi. The Shaman forced Paris to give her diamond necklace to a street person, so she's mad at him right now. (seriously)