Your Daily Stomach Ache

I offer you (no, I didn't TOUCH this picture) yet another reason to hate the sickening Jennifer Lopez. I don't know what's going on here, why she is pulling her pants down, what that thing is that is way too high up on her stomach, but she is truly repulsive in every way

Gummy Bear (Jason Davis, son of oil tycoon Marvin Davis) was arrested for having gigantic aureoles, or for drugs in his car, I can't remember which