Bulging, Bloated Britney Back With Adnan


Britney was seen shopping yesterday with her ugly assistant, who is wearing the exact pants I wore in high school. Hot! So far Britney has yet to deny her pregnancy, which doesn't mean she is pregnant, because she likes any attention, whether it is good or not. Adnan says she is pregnant with his Afghanastanian child, and she looks like she is, but her bulging stomach could certainly be from her junk food diet.
She's been seeing a bunch of doctors, but they could all be head shrinkers. I don't think she seems "better," just more in control, not running around naked or in her $7 pink wig. Her dad is still in control of her, and his conservatorship has been extended through July 31st, which is a good thing.
What is not good is that the freak known as Adnan Ghalib was seen at Brit's house yesterday, only days after he was caught cheating on her.
Her dad said:
"I am deeply concerned about my daughter's safety and vulnerability and I believe her life is presently at risk
."