Britney's Sad "Joy Ride"



Britney loves to drive, especially when she has nowhere to go, which is always. Last night she begged her dad to let her drive around, because she misses it. He's sold all of her cars but he said she could if she took a bodyguard along. How would you like his job? She ordered him not to talk, because she wanted to "pretend she was in the car alone." That's probably what he was pretending too.