Teeny Man is furious over a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as "Tom Cruise Purple."
Word is that the actor's lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention.
One of Cruise's friends found it "outrageous" that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.
Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs.
One weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."
He might want to look into whitening his big horse teeth
In other news, it seems that the spiritual leader has shrunk! They look ridiculously unbelievable together, for so many reasons other than their height difference.
