Renee Zellwegger Uglies Up Another "Red Carpet" Event

Oh god nooooo!!!!! Not this face again. Who told her that she looks sexy when she does this? Someone has to make her stop posing, at any cost. Even if it means... her slow and torturous death.

Who lets this bitch out of the house? What has she ever done? The worst movie known to man, Me, Myself and Irene? Oh and that Brokeback Mountain thing with Nicole Kidman? Bridget Jones Diary, wow that's quite a line-up. Oh, I forgot there was The Beeee Mooovie. UGH.