Can Jessica Simpson Do Anything Right or Good?

Jessica can't even pose naked and appear to be a woman. Okay so this is the 1965 Esquire Magazine cover that Jessica Simpson was attempting to create: One big problem though,
this is a WOMAN on the cover



okay so I don't get why she looks so gross, like a big man. Not even like a gay man. Is it that her shoulders are so broad?

She has no career, can't sing, can't act and I suppose Esquire thought "Well, she can at least pose sexy because she has a hot bod" but um..... she's just really ugly. I'm not even sure exactly why. Maybe it's her stupid personality that makes her ugly, or her manly shoulders.