Brit Bits

Well I had no Britney news for ten whole days. I feel fresh and alive! So here's all "the latest: She has a HORRIBLE new purse.

She goes to secretly have her butt cleansed because it makes her feel "more upbeat." There has been recent speculation that Jayden is really Justin Timberlake's son!
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We will back track 9 months before Jayden was born December 2005.

Britney checked into a hotel that Justin Timberlake was in the Four Seasons... Justin was by him self... both parties remained at the hotel until the next day so they spent the night... but not together or it was never confirmed.

Britney checked in with her son Sean Preston... 9 months later Jayden came into this world. Jayden was conceived through a C-Section, coincidence on the day Justin released his CD Future Love/Sex.

Britney went crazy after Jayden's birth, his name " J.

J", she's always holding Jayden in every shot, she locked herself in her room with Jayden because she didn't want to give him back to Kevin, and she hid Jayden from him.
She still stains her clothes and is wearing those rotten boots

Britney can't Drive!

She is never seen behind the wheel of a car in public anymore. But inside her gated community, neighbors say Brit kills time by using the cul-de-sacs as her own private speedway.

One neighbor tells E! News "Britney seriously drives every afternoon around the neighborhood over and over - like back and forth from her house to the gate to her house, spins around the cul-de-sac and back to the gate. At like 50 miles an hour!"

This high-speed pacing only adds to our image of Brit as a caged animal, yearning to be free... but too much of a menace to herself and society to be let loose.

The neighbor worries Brit is driving too erratically, adding, "She's kind of like a maniac. It's very weird, and I'm scared she's going to run over one of my kids.

She's a pain in the ass:


Despite Britney's appearance on "How I Met Your Mother" getting the show its highest ever ratings, her three-day stint on set of the CBS sitcom was a "pain", and caused delays in filming due to her "erratic demeanor", insiders claim. "Her mood changes are so sudden, you don't understand where they're coming from," the insider tells. And at one point, she got into a telephone fight with younger sister Jamie Lynn - because the pregnant teen had called Britney's ex, Kevin Federline. Standing in a hallway, says a source, Britney was heard shouting into the phone, "You're turning on me like everyone else. First Mama wanted to sleep with Kevin and now you’re calling him. And you live in a house I paid for!" The 26-year-old then started asking people on the set if they liked puppies.