Obviously Gay Ashton Kutcher Gives Fashion Tips


“You never want people to notice your accessories. … In this same way, your man should not upstage you. He is there to highlight you. … Your best bet is to match the man gear to that great new Balenciaga bag that you’re planning to carry.” Yep, Ashton actually said this.

The stylish and brainwashed Ashton Kutcher tries not to "upstage" aging trailer trash wife Demi Moore. He obediently carries her purse, wears stiff Wrangler jeans, and makes sure he's in step with her every move.