Britney's Big Day







Britney had a big day yesterday. First, she ran out of gas, as she always does. She feels it's easier to run out, because then the paparazzi will pump it for her and pay for it. Then she went home, grabbed her bird hat and her nightgown, and took the boys to Tony's Tavern to eat, because her bodyguards have all said that she has NEVER ONCE fed them at home.