Britney's "Private" Diary! Hey, at Least It's Not a Sex Tape.

Just what we’ve been waiting for - the secret diary of Britney ! Apparently ,Brit kept a "private journal", but got sick of it and tossed it in the trash , and then, her really cool, (fat and greasy) "friend" Sam Lufti dug it out and is shopping it around for $2 million. The asking price seems ridiculous, though she does write about her drug habits! WHEEEEEEEE!!