Oprah Destined for a Life of Morbid Obesity


First, she blames her thyroid on her weight! Oh, the great and powerful Oprah, the all knowing sooth sayer of nothing. Now she'll have surgery to remove some fat. But bad news, "O". You'll be rich, you'll have "power." But you will ALWAYS, No MATTER WHAT, be a great big FATSO! Ha! Ha! LOL!

And could Matt Lauer's wife be ANY UGLIER!