Shocking.. Britney Can't Sing


Britney's album is getting harsh reviews, and everyone seems to agree how awful it is. One music critic said:

Britney sounds so worked over, she doesn’t even seem like a person. Instead, she comes off like some machine that bleeps and bloops out an airy array of oohs, ahhs and groans. If a blowup sex doll could sing, this is what she’d sound like.”

Lyrically, Britney spends most of the CD in a state of erotic mania. “My body is calling for you, bad boy,” she coos in “Get Naked.”

In terms of studio trickery, Paris Hilton’s album was practically “Unplugged” compared to this.