He Wins, Hands Down

All my life I have studied, researched, and sought out every type and category of "freak." Whenever I would find, say.. an extra ugly freak, I would always know that one day, there would be a better one. But now, for the first time ever, I know I will never again see anyone to reach this insane height of ugliness. To top off his face, which is beyond hideous, he is a sexual deviant of the highest order. Yum! I feel sick now.