Michael Whips The Crowd Into a Frenzy

Michael Jackson, looking REALLY GOOD for him, drove the crowd at designer Christian Audigier's birthday wild when he took the microphone. Guests were on the edge of their seats, no one was breathing, as they waited for him to start singing..."She was more than a beauty queen from a movie scene..." But, sadly, he just said very quietly "Christian is the King of Fashion." Then he sat down.

And even sadder, Pamela Anderson, the broke down ho, started singing instead