Will Smith Is Really, Really Happy

Being married to an angry lesbian means true joy. Oh, and also, there can be no divorce. EVER.

because Scientology doesn't allow divorce! Will said:

Divorce can’t be an option - it’s really that simple. If you just remove the option… because, if you have the option, one day that person’s gonna make you wanna divorce. Especially if you're married to a mean, controlling lesbian like I am.

“That’s been a huge part of the success for she and I… We’re like, ‘Listen, we’re gonna be together one way or the other so might as well try and be happy.”