Pete Wentz is REALLY REALLY Funny

OMG! Stop! Stop, Pete! No, I'm serious! You're making my sides hurt! OMG You're SO FUNNY!! Pretending that your bagel is a cellphone, Oh Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe I never thought of that myself!!!

OMG is that Pete behind that paper plate?? Is he really offering to sell ads on his face? Oh hahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop it, Pete, I mean it this time. What does the plate say? Douchebag? OMG Hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even catch my breath!