No, This Isn't an SNL Skit


It's really pot bellied, embarrassing crackhead, Tracy Morgan. He was on the banquette at Plumm in NYC, taking his top off and gyrating in anger because he thought someone took his credit card, reports Page Six. Tracy made everyone stop and look for it. He reportedly made the entire staff search high and low for his plastic. Then he realized it was in his pocket the entire time.
He told his waitress and also gave her a tempting offer she had to refuse. A source said Tracy, "finally admitted to his waitress that he'd found it in his pocket - right before asking her if he could father her baby.