Tom Cruise Offers "Freedom" in Exchange for Being His Beard


It's long been known that Katie Holmes was the LAST girl on a long list of girls Tom Cruise tried to recruit to be his wife; a list of young female celebrites which included Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba. Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography (aka, "the greatest book ever"), is now claiming that after his divorce from Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise reportedly also had his sights on Jennifer Garner. Us Magazine reports:

Author Andrew Morton writes that Cruise left messages on the Alias star's voice mail in 2004 asking "if she knew what freedom was," but his advances were rebuffed. Wow, that was a really cool teaser.. I can't believe she wasn't instantly swept off her feet
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What a catch! A purely insane ego maniac midget gay control freak cult leader

Katie knows what "freedom" is! LOL!!!

Jennifer was sizzlin' hot in her graduation pic!

Jennifer is an ugly dork who often wears big cheap brown shoes