Oprah's Not a Lesbian


I believe her. She's one of those self-sexuals, (I made that up, could you tell) that's only in love with and has sex with herself. She claims she's never kissed a woman. Why does anyone need to claim that? Who would even think of it if they weren't a lesbian? It's not like anyone had the guts to ask the almighty powerful "O" if she ever had. Yes, I barely need any excuse at all to drag this pic out either.