Whoops! I Spoke Too Soon (See below)

Um.. close your legs. Gross, she's "guffawing" and that gay man behind her is tickling her

"I like being FAMOUS better," this fat ho whined when she had to wear a disguise on Hogan Knows Best. Bitch? You aren't famous.

you really should cover those nasty cow hooves when you go out in public

Hey Linda, you broke down fug trash, whose money are you blowing through on your vakay? Your boobs are really sexy, it's so hot when a fifty year old skank has her boobs hanging out, and your thick nasty frosty pink lipstick really highlights your feminine features! I love your gigantic man hand/claw! What a whore