Would You Trust This Freak?

TIP: Don't trust a big fat zitfaced back stabbing gay who is hated throughout the world.

Page Six is reporting that a young, up-and-coming blogger Jonathan Jaxson apparently got so desperate to increase his own page views that he sought out the advice of Perez. Hilton, in exchange, told Jaxson that he'd gladly help him out, if Jonathon would only do him a solid: Send him a personal sex tape. According to AOL IM transcripts obtained by the Post, Perez told Jaxson: "You should totally make a sex tape . . . (but not with me)." Jaxson wrote back, "I will have to make one on here for you tomorrow and e-mail it to you." [Hilton] responded, "Hot! Do it now!"
TIP #2: Don't film yourself playing with your ween

After repeatedly, desperately, sadly, pathetically demanding that Jaxson send the sex tape, Jaxson relented and sent him a couple of sex videos, including one of him masturbating. Perez, however, never helped the poor guy ou
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